Trump’s Epic Troll On Romney Testing Negative: ‘This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak.’

On Wednesday, President Trump taunted Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) after the Utah senator tested negative for DTMNBN, ostensibly cheering the news before going on to slam his record as a presidential candidate and member of Congress.

Early Wednesday, Trump took to social media to share his joy and exuberance over the news.

“This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot!”

We all know that the term RINO stands for “Republican In Name Only,” and that certainly describes Romney who is more hell bent on letting the world know he hates Donald Trump than representing the people of Utah who elected him.

Romney went into self-quarantine after learning on Sunday that Senator Rand Paul (R-KY), with whom he had been around over the weekend throughout negotiations over the Senate GOP’s proposed stimulus package, had tested positive.

Romney was tested for COVID-19 on Monday and it returned negative results late Tuesday, however mentioned he would keep quarantined.

“Thankfully, I tested negative for COVID-19,” Romney tweeted. “Nevertheless, guidance from my physician, consistent with CDC guidelines, requires me to remain in quarantine as the test does not rule out the onset of symptoms during the 14-day period.”

During a Sunday press briefing is when Trump first realized of Romney’s potential exposure.

“Romney‘s in isolation?” Trump asked. “Gee, that’s too bad.”

When the president was asked if there was sarcasm in his remark, he stated: “No, none at all.”

Trump and Romney have been at odds for a long time. Many would say he ran for the Senate just to screw the president in any way he could. Romney broke party ranks last month, voting in favor of finding Trump guilty of abuse of power during the voting phase of the Senate’s impeachment trial.

Romney and Senator Mike Lee (R-UT), who also went into self-quarantine after interacting with Paul, have missed key procedural votes on a phase three stimulus bill. The votes ultimately failed, however senators have since struck a deal and plan to call up the legislation in the near future.

Sensators Cory Gardner (R-CO), and Rick Scott (R-FL), additionally missed the votes and are in self-quarantine after having interacted with different people who tested positive for COVID-19.

Paul is the one senator known to have tested positive at the moment.

In the meantime, Trump additionally took a swipe at creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels’ former attorney, who requested he be released from jail amid the DTMNBN outbreak. A judge on Tuesday rejected Avenatti’s plea.  HA!

“Gee, that’s too bad. Such a fine guy. Presidential aspirations you know!” Trump tweeted.

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